Smart move

    by No-Marsupial-4050

    30 Comments

    1. BigAbroad6277 on

      This is one of those ideas that sounds genius for 2 seconds then reality hits😂

    2. The transition from ‘overachiever’ to ‘adequate’ is the most peaceful journey I’ve ever taken.

    3. I’m not lazy, I’m just practicing fiscal responsibility by not over-delivering on a budget-friendly salary.

    4. selinacherry on

      Think of it as a subscription service. They downgraded to the basic plan when they skipped the raise.

    5. AngelicalBabe3 on

      If the company is ‘acting like a family,’ then I’m just being the lazy teenage son.

    6. Had a manager that would say, “I can’t give you guys a raise, but I can send you home an hour early with pay every now and then.” (He literally had no control or influence over compensation.) One of the better managers I’ve ever worked for.

    7. hamilton280P on

      Working too efficiently is problematic for workers. You gotta balance and take the breaks when able. I usually just work hyper efficiently then slack off to balance it out so it looks like I just work normal pace.

    8. Tristana-Range on

      Plus reducing useless costs is also helpful. I quit buying food in my lunch break and bring my own from home and thats literally 200€ a month in difference.

    9. Significant-Ad-341 on

      We got no 3% raise so I told my boss we are only giving 97% effort every day. He got no raise either so he’s all for it lol.

    10. SilverSirenes on

      Got a status upgrade… also got bonus stress, responsibility, and anxiety. Not sure it was worth it

    11. FutureThrowaway9665 on

      Fully support doing 100% of the minimum. You still end up as an overachiever. Just today a coworker got called out for not doing any work since last Thursday.

    12. NataliaRogue on

      That is the definition of quiet quitting while maintaining your sanity and your hourly rate

    13. cookiesnooper on

      Every year
      “`

      def calculate_work_effort(old_salary, new_salary, inflation_rate):
      “””
      Calculates your effort level based on whether your raise beat inflation.
      inflation_rate should be a decimal (e.g., 0.05 for 5%).
      “””
      effort = 100
      inflation_adjusted_salary = old_salary * (1 + inflation_rate)

      if new_salary < inflation_adjusted_salary:

      effort = 100 – (inflation_rate * 100)
      print(“Alert: Raise did not meet inflation. Commencing ‘Act Your Wage’ protocol.”)

      return f”New effort level: {effort}%”

      “`

      😂

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